Hey man sorry I got all grabby
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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