yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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