so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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