So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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