First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
