And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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