What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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