This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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