"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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