That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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