Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
where are my eyebrows?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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