Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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