Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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