hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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