i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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