We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My balls are so social today.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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