I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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