When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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