I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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