just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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