dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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