we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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