So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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