Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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