you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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