Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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