if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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