So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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