its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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