I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just gift wrapped bread.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He did a backflip because drugs
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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