what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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