Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
this boner is exhausting
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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