Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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