I think I died a long time ago.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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