you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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