Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
