i think my mom watched the whole time
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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