I must be too annoying 4 u.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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