He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I did not marry a roomba.
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