Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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