THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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