Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Randomize
