she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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