Well apparently he's into motor boating.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
is wine microwaveable?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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