My first STD was from a foam party
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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