Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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