just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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