Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
