Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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