if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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